youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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