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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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