- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

how much fish could a chicken

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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