Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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