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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

There's my tractor.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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