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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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