Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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