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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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