- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

a irish man walks past a bar

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

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