Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Ben Corbishley

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...