What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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