- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

1+2 = 6

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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