What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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whats black? the colour

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Anti Joke

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