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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

L's I's that took Viagra.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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