- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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A pope meets another one

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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