Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

I like school Said no one ever.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

hi penis ham telephone

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

roses are red poo is poo

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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