What did John name his dog? Doggy

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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kennah campion... being nice

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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