- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Honk if you're Amish!

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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