- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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