What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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