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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

women's rights

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

homosexual rights to marriage

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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