Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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