What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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