- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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