- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

What is the difference?

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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