- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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