- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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