- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

that wall over there ->

Who wants water? I do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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