A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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knock knock!? . . No.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Sixty... eight

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