whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

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What's half of 8? o

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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