- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

My parents died!

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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