- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

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