- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

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