Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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What does water smell like? water.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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