- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Yo Mama just died.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Guess what? You guessed it.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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