- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

I'm tired.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q: Why was the man eating his foot? A: Because he was a part of the circus.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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