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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

nothing

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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