What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Me

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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123 f*ck off

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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