- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Why did the chicken cross the road?

An orphan falls off a cliff.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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