- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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