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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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