What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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