- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

A blind man walks into a library.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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