i like turtles

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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