What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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i like turtles

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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