What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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