- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died