Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

homosexual rights to marriage

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

women's rights

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