- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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