Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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