- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Whats funnier than 24.....25

rocky is here again.......................

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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