- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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