What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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My parents died!

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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DON"T READ THIS!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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