- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road It was being dragged to the other side by fox It's the way of life _._._

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

this last joke was a correction to the other one

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

what do you call a person who rides a bike a lot? BATMAN!!! -s.s

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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