why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

... Chan chan

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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