What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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