Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Justin Bieber.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Where's my baby??

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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