There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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