What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

123 f*ck off

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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