- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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