your life

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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first

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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swag

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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