Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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Sex education in Texas,

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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