I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

Guess what What

Sloths

your face

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

homosexual rights to marriage

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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