- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What is the difference?

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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