- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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