- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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