What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Yo Momma is not fat.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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