What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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